Sunday, February 1, 2009

Dear Jessica

Dear Jessica Simpson,

Seriously honey...f*&$ all those idiots. You are so gorgeous. Inhumanly gorgeous. Its ridiculous frankly, you hogging all the good genes.

You have an opportunity here to send a message to all the millions of little girls who look up to you. When the "media" calls someone who is flat out beautiful "fat" (which they do frequently!) imagine what it does to all those little girls who don't have people telling them how beautiful they are...
hell imagine what it does to grown up girls!
Hold your head up high, (throw away those high-waisted jeans) walk proud, make out with Tony Romo, hug your baby nephew, keep makin those super cool shoes and bags and don't change a thing!

Rock it, and flip them a big beautiful bird, Jess!

1 comment:

  1. Great message!! Seriously send it! She needs it.