Thursday, March 10, 2011

Don't Eff With the Penguins!


I am not a big fan of facebook apps. they are riddled with viruses and they are usually poorly written and just laaaaaame. However, I have a friend who is gay (lol! "A" friend who is gay. As in singular. hahaha!), and in case you didn't know, burly, butch, hairy gay men are called "bears". Abercrombie-pretty gay men are called Twinkies. by bears at least.

I like bears and twinkies. but anyway.

my bear friend took this "what animal are you?" quiz...and it came us as..."bear". which I thought was just too cute. so I took it.

Well, as unsexy as the answer came up for me, the results are astoundingly accurate. and I only answered like...6 questions that were generic...my body frame, my general personality (outgoing or shy) and my intellectual tendencies. basic stuff.

this is the outcome for me...as a penguin:

***Now you see it, now you don't. Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty - everyone sees the penguin in a different way. It's that black and white thing: the penguin only reveals the side that it wants to you to see. So whether you like this darling-devil or not, you have to concede that it's a fascinating and enigmatic individual.

Penguins are birds condemned to live out their days on the ground. Unable to fly, their excess energy has no outlet save their creative talents and emotional outbursts. Penguins are poetic, artistic, and intellectually gifted, and as writers penguins have no equal.

But, if unable to channel their impulses in a positive way, the resulting turmoil proves damaging to their relationships and careers.

Penguins are deceptively intelligent and are particularly animated when intellectually challenged. They excel at word games and puzzles but are modest about their abilities and are generally underestimated by others.

With their misunderstood personality, penguins find writing an ideal tool for expressing their true feelings. They have a natural aptitude for languages and penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors, and journalists.

With a natural aptitude for languages, penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors and journalists. A strong sense of drama draws them to the theater and cinema, although unlike typical bird personalities they avoid the spotlight unless they're able to hide behind the characters they play. Once on stage however, they prove to be excellent performers with their multifaceted personalities conveying the full gamut of emotions.

However, a lack of confidence affects their work. Penguins tend to give up on tasks they were otherwise capable of and are often disappointed with their performance. Still, work never dominates their life and they always put their family first.***

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